Thursday 8 March 2007


The Countdown Begins


Just as the guys from talesfromthelinks were starting to get a bit depressed having not seen any real exciting golf action for months and the prospect of a weekend of golf from Singapore or watching KJ Choi at Tampa Bay wondering what the hell he is doing there after winning the event only 5 months ago, was not helping much.

But as we walked into the newspaper shop at the airport, we looked at the 3rd row shelf (seconds after looking at the top shelf) and were welcomed with the most fabulous site....golf magazines.....US Masters Specials....guides to Augusta....YYYYEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!
It's fast approaching us.
No matter what is said about the changes that have been made to the great course (and there has been plenty), The Masters has to be one of the most watcheable, exciting events in the sporting calander.
And God, how time flies!!
We were just saying that we cannot believe a year has passed since Tiger's amazing chip in (probably the best advertising Nike will ever get!) - only to be reminded that was 2 years ago!!!!!!!!!!
"Of course!" we cried.
Who could forget all these Saddos after Big Phil's victory turning up at their Spring Meetings with 2 drivers in their bags...one to hit hit S*@te and one to hit even s*@ter!

So the big question this year is not who will win it (we think Stenson has a great shout by the way) but what will Mickelson's Augusta menu look like?
As we all know, the previous winner chooses the evening meal.
Perhaps a year ago, the table would have collapsed under the weight of burgers and donuts but change is in the air.
Mickelson has lost the "Lady Tits" and with regular exercise, healthy eating and even a new Martial Art (Summo wrestling has been ruled out) is ready to give Tiger a run for his money.
So let's hope the guys in attendance at the Augusta dinner like lettuce, carrots and grilled chicken.

We have a feeling that the Augusta Tandoori may do some good take out business later that evening.

ROLL ON APRIL 5th

1 comment:

Tom Collins said...

That comment about the table at the champions dinner collapsing under the weight of burgers and donuts...priceless.

And you're right. For some reason, watching the master's is about as much fun as you can have with your pants on. Not sure why that is, but I can't wait.

One of the only other tournaments I try to watch every year is the US Open. There's just something about having the USGA go all masochistic on their asses that makes me happy.